A story untold.... (for all those who have fallen in love)

Please read as if i m narrating it to you with expressions and voice modulation.

People say when you are in love u tend to be happy even when the sitaution is grim. u laugh at even the worst jokes said by the other person. u feel u have evrything. same was the case with GATTU (u remember him ..don't u). Gattu had a simple life. he worked in Punjab Power (lighting up your life). he went to a marriage and fell in love with a girl at first sight whoose name was Mahinder but it was the same girl who was getting married. As we know Bhagwan ko jo manzoor hai (Bhagwan is director of movie) wohi hoga so Gattu and Mahinder ki shaadi ho gayi.

But shaadi ke baad pata lagta hai ke Ladki to Zabardast DIARRHEA ki bimaari hai(kahani mai twist) and uske liye usse ek mahine tak roz doctor ke pass jana hai (background song: haule haule ho jayega bimaar baliye ... haule haule ho jayega bimaar). jis doctor ke paas wo jaati hai usi se Mahinder ko pyar ho jaata hai. tabhi sheher mai Diarrhea competition ki announcement hoti hai and doctor and mahinder uski teyaari mai din raat bathroom mai baithe rehte hai ... and udhar Gattu sara din office main and shaam ko baathroom saaf karne mai nikaal deta hai .

(New twist) ek din baathroom saaf karte karte gattu ka pair fisal jaata hai and tap uske sirr(head) pe lagti hai and he becomes a patient of short term memory loss and udhar uski biwi ki maut ho jaati hai (bathroom ki badboo se). but gattu only remembers ki uski biwi ko Diarrrhea tha so he thinks ke uski biwi ka khoon Diarrhea ne kiya hai. in order to remember that he goes to Gym and makes a good physique and writes on his chest DIARRHEA. he becomes obsessed with it and starts searching for it everywhere. one day he comes to know that before dying his wife gave birth to a child (don't know how and please don't ask as well). meanwhile gattu searches for Diarrhea everywhere the child grows (with the help of supporting cast). when the child reaches the age of ten he comes to know that he is suffering from DYSLEXIA but gattu forgets this and thinks that his child suffers from Diarrhea and leaves his child in hostel and goes away. when gattu goes to hill station to drop his son he eats lots of Junk food over there and because of this he suffers from Diarrhea and gattu realises his mistake . he soon realizes that Diarrhea lies within you and takes his son back home and they live happily ever after.

MORAL OF STORY-

• Love makes you suffer from Diarrhea and soon u realize u have a son who is Dyslexic.
• DIARRHEA :: until and unless u experience it you wont know it what it is.
• excess of Aamir and shahrukh movies is bad.
• i love this blog (lolz).

Do choose the best moral and write it in comments with your feedback and i m going to sell this amazing love story to Aditya Mehra Johar Bansaali (combo of Aditya chopra , om prakash mehra, karan johar, sanjay leela bansaali) .