HOW TO RECOGNISE INDIANS ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD ???

TEN EASY WAYS TO RECOGNISE "INDIANS" IN THIS WORLD :

1) They will ITCH on various parts of their body (censored) in public places ...
and when u ask them "what are you doing" ....
Most common reply : "yar ye body parts thode air tight hai " (seaapa)
God please tell them difference between Food containers(air-tight) and body parts.

2)They won't eat anything throughout the day because ....
they have to on a marriage in the Evening .
( bhai shagun ke paise bhi to poore karne hai ..... seaapa )

3)In a marriage , if they are standing in the last (in a row to get food) ...
they will constantly find ways to get ahead of the people standing in front of them.
(Example gattu standing last in que and gupta ji at first position.. now see what gattu will do)

Gattu: gupta ji .... gupta ji ... gupta ji kya haal hai ?? (in full volume)
gupta ji (by-chance listens and replies) : haan mai theek hoon .. tum kaise ho ??
Gattu : kya.. kya.. acha acha..aage aa jaun..acha aa raha hoon
(leaves row and goes in front ..seaapa)

4)They will FART in the most crowded places & to pretend they didn't do it ...
and they will be the first ones to ask "Kaun tha ye ? "

5) Indian women will go to LOO once every two hours .

6) When Indians go to buy something (for the first time in their life say a CAR) ..
how they try to take discount (conversation between salesguy and Gattu).

Gattu: o ji aap kuch kamm karo ..
hum to harr 6 months mai Gaadi badal lete hai ...
aage bhi aapse hi leni hai ....aur lee bhi hai ...
humaare sharma ji and mehta ji bhi yehi se le ke gaye thhe
(god knows how many sharma and mehta's are there in this world)...
Aapko to humain Free deni chahiye hahahahaha(as if the cracked a
big joke)

7) Favourite Dialogue in bargaining "Theek theek laga lo do le lenge"
(chahe doosri chahiye bhi na ho but just to get the discount they will take two)

8) They will always Lie in Trains about their child's age ... just to pay half for his ticket .
( parent: T T sahab iski sirf height hi Badi hai hai to ye under 8 hi abhi )

9) They listen to the insult of their fellow Indians with great interest and also laugh at it loudly
(just as you are doing right now ) (seaapa)

10) Look at youself ... Koi na Koi baat aisi to tum main bhi hai ...
( lolz .. guys it good to laugh at youself as well )